AEW Rampage Results
August 27, 2021
Milwaukee, Wisconsin (UWM Panther Arena)
Results by: Mike Tedesco of Wrestleview.com
The AEW Rampage video leads us into the show.
AEW Tag Team Eliminator Finals
The Lucha Bros (Penta El Zero Miedo and Rey Fenix) w/ Alex Abrahante vs. Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus) w/ Marko Stunt
Before the match begins, AEW World Tag Team Champions The Young Bucks come out to the stage to watch. They’ll face the winners in a Cage Match at All Out with the titles on the line.
Jungle Boy starts against Rey Fenix. They bump fists before locking up. Jungle Boy applies a side headlock, but Fenix whips him off. Jungle Boy shoulder blocks him down and hits the ropes. Jungle Boy does a cartwheel. Fenix holds the ropes. Jungle Boy slides under him and gets pulled to the apron. Fenix gets in the ring as Jungle Boy swings around the ring post. Jungle Boy gets in the ring and hits a nice arm drag followed by a dropkick.
Giannis Antetokounmpo of the Milwaukee Bucks is at ringside.
Fenix chops Jungle Boy’s chest and scales the ropes. Luchasaurus goes to push him, but Fenix avoids it and kicks him away. Fenix then hits a nice springboard arm drag. Jungle Boy blocks a superkick and tries a Snare Trap, but Fenix escapes. They shake hands, but Fenix won’t let go.
Luchasaurus and Penta El Zero Miedo tag in. Penta slowly takes off his glove and does his taunt. Penta kicks away at the legs of Luchasaurus and chops him. Luchasaurus doesn’t feel it. Luchasaurus goes for a chokeslam, but Penta gets out. Luchasaurus chops him down. Fenix runs in, but Jungle Boy cuts him off. Fenix stays in the ring and kicks Jungle Boy in the head. Luchasaurus kicks Fenix down, and Penta superkicks him. Jungle Boy then superkicks Penta. All four men are down.
An “AEW” chant fires up. The Young Bucks watch on from the stage.
We come back from the break to see Fenix tag in and scale the ropes to knock Luchasaurus off the apron. Jungle Boy rolls Fenix up for a two count. They get into a chop fest before hitting the ropes. Fenix hits Luchasaurus with a suicide dive, while Jungle Boy hits Penta with one. Jungle Boy and Fenix get in the ring and take each other out with a double clothesline.
The crowd chants, “This is awesome!” Luchasaurus and Penta tag in. Luchasaurus punches him to the corner and hits a German Suplex. Luchasaurus ducks a kick from Fenix, kips up, and flapjacks him. Luchasaurus hits the Lucha Bros with a double clothesline. Luchasaurus hits a spin kick on Penta. Luchasaurus hits Fenix with a chokeslam on his brother. Luchasaurus follows up with a standing moonsault for a near fall. Luchasaurus sizes Penta up and goes for a chokeslam, but Penta gets out. Penta chops away at him and tags Fenix in. Fenix kicks and chops away at Luchasaurus. Luchasaurus reverses a whip to the corner, but he misses an avalanche. Fenix hits a springboard kick and gets fired up. Fenix goes to the top rope and hits a Frog Splash. The crowd chants, “Eddie!” Fenix covers for a near fall.
Luchasaurus kicks and head-butts Fenix back. Jungle Boy tags in and goes for a German Suplex, but Fenix pushes him off. Jungle Boy hits a comeback lariat followed by a poisonrana… but Fenix kicks out! Jungle Boy hits a Tiger Driver before applying the Snare Trap! Penta runs in and kicks Jungle Boy in the back of the head to break the hold. Penta tags in and superkicks Jungle Boy. Penta hits a torture rack into a backbreaker. Penta hits a Penta Driver for a near fall. Jungle Boy gets out of the Fear Factor. Luchasaurus holds Penta up while Jungle Boy sizes him up. Fenix cuts Jungle Boy off and hits a hurricanrana off the top rope to the floor onto Luchasaurus and Penta! Wow!
Fenix gets Jungle Boy and Penta in the ring. Penta covers, but Jungle Boy kicks out. Fenix tags in, and Jungle Boy greets him with a superkick. Luchasaurus tags in, but Fenix hits a head-scissor takeover. Fenix sends Jungle Boy to the apron and chops him. Penta fips over his brother and hits Jungle Boy with a Canadian Destroyer on the apron! Fenix hits Luchasaurus with a Canadian Destroyer, but he kicks out at one! The Lucha Bros quickly pepper him with superkicks followed by a code red double-team splash for a near fall! They quickly hit Luchasaurus with a double-team underhook piledriver for the win!
Winners by Pinfall: The Lucha Bros
The Lucha Bros will battle The Young Bucks in a Steel Cage Match for the AEW World Tag Team Championship at AEW All Out on September 5.
The Young Bucks charge the ring and attack The Lucha Bros from behind. They punch and stomp away at them until Jurassic Express chases them away.
Video Package: CM Punk vs. Darby Allin at AEW All Out on September 5
TNT Champion Miro, God’s Favorite Champion, comes out by throwing Fuego Del Sol onto the stage. Miro knocks him down the ramp and throws him into the ring. Miro says Fuego Del Sol accepted something he never should have. Miro said he’d forgive him, but first, he needs to reveal his face to the world. Miro rips Fuego Del Sol’s mask off. Fuego Del Sol covers up, and Miro superkicks him down.
Eddie Kingston comes out to the stage. Kingston goes to speak, but instead throws the microphone down and charges the ring. Miro clubs away at him as he gets in. Kingston fights back and viciously chops him. Kingston connects with an exploder suplex. They continue to brawl, but referees run down and separate them. The referees regain order. Miro is infuriated at ringside.
Tay Conti takes on The Bunny, next.
The Bunny w/ The Blade vs. Tay Conti
The Bunny attacks her during her entrance. The referee holds her back and checks on Conti. The bell rings, and The Bunny stomps Conti down. The Bunny hits a sliding forearm for a near fall. The Bunny hits a high knee lift to the face for another near fall. Bunny chops the chest in the corner. Conti turns her around and chops back at her. Bunny rakes the eyes and stomps her down. Bunny attacks the back and saunters around the ring. Bunny then chokes her on the ropes. Conti fights back and hits the ropes, but Bunny clotheslines her down for a two count. Bunny is becoming quite frustrated. Bunny scoops her up, but Conti slides off. Conti ducks a clothesline and hits some judo throws. Conti hits a swinging facebuster followed by a swinging sidewalk slam. Conti gets the crowd going and sizes her up. Conti connects with a trio of pump kicks in the corner. Conti hits a Tay-K-O. Penelope Ford comes to ringside, which distracts Conti. The Blade gives Bunny some brass knuckles while the referee deals with Ford. Bunny knocks Conti out with the knucks for the win.
Winner by Pinfall: The Bunny
Penelope Ford gets in the ring and celebrates with The Bunny. The Bunny and Ford appear to be partnering up for the Women’s Casino Royale.
The commentators run down the card for AEW All Out on September 5.
Video Package: Brian Cage vs. Will Hobbs on AEW Dynamite this week
Mark Henry is backstage. Henry asks if Kenny Omega is worried about being injured. Omega says this is a public exercise. Omega getting injured is the only shot Christian has at All Out. Henry asks Christian Cage and Frankie Kazarian if they’re going to injure Omega. Christian says he doesn’t need to since he already knows he can beat him. Christian beat him for the IMPACT World Championship and will win the “big one” at All Out.
It’s time for the main event!
AEW World Champion Kenny Omega and Brandon Cutler will battle IMPACT World Champion Christian Cage and Frankie Kazarian next.
Tag Team Match
AEW World Champion Kenny Omega and Brandon Cutler w/ Don Callis and Michael Nakazawa vs. IMPACT World Champion Christian Cage and Frankie Kazarian
Frankie Kazarian will start against Brandon Cutler. Kazarian punches away at Cutler in the corner and beats him down. Kazarian knees him in the face and takes him down. Kazarian throws Cutler over to Kenny Omega and begs him to tag in. Omega obliges. Omega and Kazarian circle the ring. Michael Nakazawa grabs Kazarian’s foot. Omega punches Kazarian down before choking him in the corner. Omega shushes the crowd and chops the chest before strutting. Kazarian turns Omega around and chops the chest. Omega reverses a whip to the corner, but Kazarian sidesteps an avalanche before taking Omega down. Christian Cage tags in, but Omega scrambles to the corner and tags Cutler in. Christian punches Cutler in the face mask and punches him down. Christian stands on him while holding him on the second rope. Christian gets out of the ring and uppercuts him. Kazarian tags in and hits a springboard attack. Kazarian hits Cutler with a top rope front suplex before kicking him to ringside.
Kazarian goes outside and scares Nakazawa off. Nakazawa hits Kazarian in the back with his laptop. Christian grabs Nakazawa and throws him into the crowd. Omega clotheslines Kazarian at ringside. Omega throws Kazarian into the ring. Omega tags in and attacks Kazarian. Omega puts Kazarian on his shoulders and hits a rolling fireman’s carry followed by a moonsault for a near fall. Omega goes after Christian. The referee holds Christian back. Omega rips at Kazarian’s face. Kazarian fights back and hits the ropes, but Cutler kicks him in the back. Omega hits a leg lariat and gets fired up. Cutler tags in and hits an elbow drop. Cutler does a dab and drops another elbow. Cutler does some theatrics, but Kazarian avoids a third elbow drop.
Christian tags in. Omega gets off the apron to avoid being tagged. Christian punches away at Cutler and hits a back body drop. Christian unzips the jacket and chops away at Cutler’s chest. Christian zips him back up and goes for the 10 punches. Omega grabs Christian for the One Winged Angel, but Christian slides off. Christian hits Omega and Cutler with 10 punches. Christian hits Omega with a Reverse DDT as Cutler dives at him. Christian hits a Reverse DDT on Cutler and sizes him up. Omega sweeps the feet and crotches Christian on the ring post. Don Callis distracts the referee. Cutler holds Christian up. Omega goes for a superkick but hits Cutler when Christian ducks. Christian goes for a Kill Switch on Omega, but Omega escapes. Christian spears Cutler down and hits him with the Kill Switch for the win.
Winners by Pinfall: IMPACT World Champion Christian Cage and Frankie Kazarian
Christian Cage shouts at Kenny Omega from the ring and watches him sulk to the back.