TNA IMPACT 05 07 2009


Location: Orlando, Florida (Universal Studios)
Date: May 7, 2009 (Taped: May 3 and 4)

The Main Event Mafia (Kurt Angle & Sting & Kevin Nash & Scott Steiner & Booker T) + Mick Foley & Christopher Daniels + Jeff Jarrett & A.J. Styles: Kurt Angle said last week he made it clear to Mick Foley what happens when you screw the Godfather. Angle said the only reason he didn’t take Foley’s job is because he wanted Foley to save some of his dignity. Angle said he would be in the main event at Sacrifice challenging for the TNA World Heavyweight title. Angle explained that he was putting his position as Godfather on the line at Sacrifice. Angle talked about the 10-man tag team match booked by Foley. Angle said the Main Event Mafia runs the show, and called out Foley to tell them what was going on. Foley came out with Christopher Daniels and gave his reason for booking the big main event. Foley put over Sting as a better champion then he ever dreamed. There was some back and forth between Foley and Angle eating up time that could be used from wrestling matches. Foley talked about possibly leaving Sacrifice as the Godfather of the Mafia. Jeff Jarrett came out with A.J. Styles and questioned Foley’s decision making. Foley said they can repair their friendship, saying it was never personal it was always business. Jarrett told Foley to kiss his ass. Angle told them to go get ready for the main event..

PARKING LOT SEGMENT: Lauren Brooke found Samoa Joe talking to someone in a car. When Lauren approached the car, it sped off and Samoa Joe ignored Lauren’s questions about who was in the car….

TNA X-Division champion SUICIDE defeated Consequences Creed w/Jay Lethal: Don West called the match assuming that SUICIDE was actually Christopher Daniels under the mask…

Jeremy Borash & Mick Foley + Matt Morgan: Matt Morgan asked Mick Foley to book him in a match so he can prove himself to the Main Event Mafia. Foley suggested the way to get noticed was to take out the Mafia security.. Jeremy Borash asked why Foley would want Morgan aligned with the Mafia… Foley said he may have to treak that match…

Lauren Brooke & The Beautiful People (Angelina Love & Velvet Sky): Velvet Sky got all worked up, and Angelina tried to calm her down. They showed video of Kong destroying Madison Rayne last week. Velvet said she was scared, but Angelina was happy-go-lucky. Angelina said she beat Kong for the Knockout title, but Velvet pointed out that she actually beat Taylor (in a 3-way). Angelina consoled Velvet, who continued to stress about facing Kong tonight..

Mike Tenay & Kurt Angle (w/the Mafia): More Main Event Mafia content, as if this show needed more of it..

Lauren Brooke & Taylor Wilde: Taylor Wilde was beaming, and revealed that she has a secret admirer. Taylor said the admirer sent her a post card and they wanted to meet her.. Taylor asked Lauren to come with her, and Lauren said “of course, what are best friends for?”

Jeremy Borash & Jeff Jarrett: Jeff Jarrett said he would deal with Mick Foley in his own time and told Jeremy Borash to get out… Jarrett office was all cleared out and Borash asked “what the hell happened to your office?”

Matt Morgan defeated Mafia Security (Big Sal & Rocco):

Jeremy Borash & Mick Foley: Mick Foley said he needed Jeremy Borash’s help to get the word out about Jeff Jarrett’s guitar being banned at ringside. They are pushing the idea that Mick Foley has multiple personalities….

Lauren Brooke & Eric Young & Jethrow Holiday: Lauren talked about Eric Young & Jethrow Holiday working towards the finals. Young said he has PPV victoris over both James Storm & Robert Roode and nobody knows their weakness like him. Jethrow Holiday blew his nose all over Lauren’s microphone. Uhhhh, anybody heard about the swine flu?

Beer Money Inc. (Robert Roode & James Storm) defeated Eric Young & Jethrow Holiday: Team 3-D (Brothers Ray & Devon) joined Mike Tenay & Don West on commentary for the match. Tenay brought up a blog by Jim Ross where he said he doesn’t think red hot tag team wrestling will come back any time soon. Brother Ray disagreed and pointed out that the tag team division is alive and well in TNA. After the match, Team 3-D applauded Beer Money Inc.

Lauren Brooke & Raisha Saed & Awesome Kong: Raisha said said tonight was phase two of the destruction of Angelina Love… Kong took the mic and said “Dumb Blonde? Dead Blonde!”

Awesome Kong w/Raisha Saed defeated Velvet Sky w/Angelina Love: According to Don West, Velvet Sky was looking a little “grabalicious.” Before the match, the referee ejected Raisha Saed and Angelina Love from ringside.

Dr. Stevie (Richards) & Abyss + Daffney: Dr. Stevie said he had a surprise for Abyss and brought Daffney into the session. Dr. Stevie talked to Abyss about transfering his aggression to Daffney. Dr. Stevie said Daffney would be in the first Knockout Monster’s Ball match at Sacrifice. Dr. Stevie said he wanted Abyss to be in Daffney’s corner. Abyss wouldn’t answer, until Stevie took of his belt and Abyss agreed to be in Daffney’s corner…

Jay Lethal & Consequences Creed + Christopher Daniels: Consequences Creed called out Christopher Daniels saying they had something to say. Daniels came out and stood in the ring with Creed & Lethal. Creed talked about the X-Division, something Daniels helped create. Lethal accused Daniels of being SUICIDE for the past few months. Creed said they can’t stand the Machine Guns, but they think their onto something. Lethal accused Daniels of being Kabuki (hilarious). Creed said everybody knows Daniels was SUICIDE, and they wanna hear Daniels admit it. Daniels said if Creed worried about how to beat SUICIDE rather than what was under the mask, Creed might have beaten him earlier. Daniels said not to ever call him out again. Lethal said “hold on there, Kim Chee!” Lethal remembered Savio Vega as “Kwang” and said they know Daniels is SUICIDE. Daniels said he had no time for jokes, and right now Lethal is the biggest joke. Daniels knocked Lethal’s hat off. Lethal broke character and said Daniels was the JERK and slapped Daniels accross the face. Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley came out and said it was a family program. Shelley said Daniels stole his X-Division title while wrestling as SUICIDE.

Jeremy Borash & Jeff Jarrett + Sting: Jeremy Borash talked to Jeff Jarrett about some stuff that has been happening. Jarrett said that Foley has lost his mind and he’s a frickin’ idiot. Jarrett wondered what he should do about it. Sting came in and said he didn’t complain when he didn’t get a rematch after Lockdown. Sting said if he pins Foley tonight he wants to be in the main event at Sacrifice. Jarrett shook hands with Sting, and said don’t forget if you make it to the match you have to sacrifice something yourself.

Lauren Brooke & Angelina Love: Finally Angelina was freaking out about Kong destroying all of her friends. Lauren pointed out that it was because of Angelina. The phone rang and Angelina told the male caller that she needs him to be there for her next week. Could it be Kip James?

The Main Event Mafia (Kurt Angle & Sting & Scott Steiner & Kevin Nash -w/Jenna Morasca- & Booker T -w/Sharmell-) defeated Mick Foley & Jeff Jarrett & Christopher Daniels & A.J. Styles & Samoa Joe: The finish saw Jarrett drive Foley face-first into the barbed wire bat. Sting pinned Foley just as Jarrett was giving Kurt Angle the Stroke.

IN THE RING: Sting said if anybody pins him at Sacrifice it will be the last time we ever see Sting wrestle. Sting is putting his career on the line at Sacrifice!