WWE SmackDown 07 04 2008

July 4 , 2008 – Tulsa, Ohlahoma
Announcers: Jim Ross & Mick Foley

DARK MATCH: Vladimir Kozlov defeated Trevor Murdoch..

Montel Vontavious Porter + WWE champion Triple H + Vickie Guerrero: MVP congratulated Triple H on his successful defense of the WWE championship against John Cena at Night of Champions. MVP informed Triple H that he is in the highest rated segment on SmackDown! right now. Triple H said he watched SmackDown! every week and admitted to being a big fan of MVP. Triple H made fun of MVP’s wrestling gear. Triple H said MVP’s state of the art gear could be considered “performance enhancing,” and he may get a call from Dr. Black and joked that it meant 30 days off. MVP said he’s only been there for two years and is making more money than Triple H. Triple H said he’d rather be known as a 12-time WWE champion instead of the biggest waste of money in SmackDown! history. Triple H showed footage of C.M. Punk beating Edge for the World title on RAW, and both of them started making fun of Edge. General Manager Vickie Guerrero interrupted to defend her fiancee from further insult. Triple H said that Edge was a genius for marrying the boss to get ahead in the wrestling business. Triple H said he knew a good Drive-Thru wedding chapel in Las Vegas and you don’t even have to be conscious to go through. Vickie bragged up her fiancee for banishing the Undertaker. Vickie informed Triple H that he will defend the WWE championship against Edge at the Great American Bash.

Michelle McCool defeated Kelly Kelly and Victoria and Cherry and Maryse Ouellet: The winner of the match would face Natalya Neidhart at Great American Bash for the newly created SmackDown! Divas title. Michelle climbed the pole and retrieved the golden star to win the match!

General Manager Vickie Guerrero & Alicia Fox + Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder: Vickie Guerrero blamed Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins for Edge losing the World Heavyweight title on RAW. Vickie punished the Edgeheads by booking them in a match against Jesse & Festus.

FORMER World Heavyweight champion Edge: Edge arrived at the building and walked through the backstage area where everybody was silent and couldn’t make eye contact with him.

Jesse & Festus defeated Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins: Festus was dressed as “Uncle Sam” to celebrate the 4th of July. After the match, Edge came down to the ring and beat the crap out of Festus while Hawkins & Ryder held Jesse in the corner and forced him to watch the destruction of Festus! Edge was clearly not in the right frame of mind as he smashed Festus across the forehead with a chairshot!

Vickie Guerrero & Edge: Vickie Guerrero consoled Edge, but made the mistake of saying “I didn’t even give you permission to appear on RAW.” Edge snapped and yelled at Vickie, who managed to get up out of her wheel-chair and reminded Edge that she was his BOSS. Edge bolted out of the office leaving his “crippled” fiancee “standing” there.

Jeff Hardy defeated ECW’s John Morrison:

Umaga defeated Sho Funaki:

Edge & The Edgeheads + Vickie Guerrero: Edge was summoned to Vickie Guerrero’s office. Edge said Vickie wouldn’t even be General Manager if it wasn’t for him and said HE was the REAL General Manager of SmackDown!. Vickie said she was injured because of Edge and confined to a wheel-chair for the rest of her life. Edge told her to shut up, and Vickie once again got up out of her wheel-chair and screamed “GET OUT!!!” Edge left but turned around to go back in but the door as locked.

Matt Hardy defeated Mr. Kennedy and Chavo Guerrero and Shelton Benjamin to retain the WWE United States title:

FORMER World Heavyweight champion Edge + General Manager Vickie Guerrero: They replayed footage of C.M. Punk cashing in his Money in the Bank on Edge this past Monday at RAW. Edge walked to the ring with no entrance music to issue a public statement. Edge said he was the victim of TWO cowardly attacks; first by batista, and second by C.M. Punk – which cost him the World championship. Edge whined that it wasn’t fair at all! Edge said he won’t be without championship gold for long because he will beat Triple H at the Great American Bash and become the WWE champion for the third time. Edge said he hasn’t even received any support from the love of his life, Vickie Guerrero. Edge threatened to reveal Vickie’s dirty little secrets when Vickie WALKED out onto the stage to stop him. Vickie said Edge lost his championship, but asked “have you lost your mind, too?” Vickie asked what Edge was doing. Edge jumped out of the ring and walked up the ramp to where Vickie was standing to announce that “THE WEDDING IS OFF!!!!” Edge left and Vickie Guerrero dropped to her knees screaming like a lunatic. Vickie took off the ring and threw it away and then screamed some more while throwing a fit.