WWE SmackDown 10 31 2008

October 31, 2008 – San Diego, California
Announcers: Jim Ross & Tazz

The Big Show & Vickie Guerrero & Chavo Guerrero: The Big Show claimed the Undertaker crushed his larynx with an illegal submission move at Cyber Sunday, and said that next time he sees the Undertaker he will “bury” him. Vickie Guerrero said that the Undertaker will face Chavo Guerrero in a Casket match tonight and that the Undertaker will feel what it’s like to be soffocated. Chavo didn’t look like he was on board with that idea and walked off. Vickie then let out loud disturbing cackle worthy of any wicked witch.

John Morrison & Mike Mizanin defeated WWE Tag Team champions Carlito & Primo Colon:

Jesse & Festus & Maria Kanellis: Jesse & Festus watched masked magician lock Maria Kanellis into a box and twisted her head around and around, then opened the box and saw her body was all twisted up. Jesse warned the magician to untwist Maria or Festus would be all over him, so he did and Festus couldn’t believe his own eyes!

Jimmy Wang Yang (as John Wayne Yang) defeated THE Brian Kendrick (w/Ezekiel Jackson) by DQ: Jimmy Wang Yang came out and called himself John Wayne Yang – God I really hope that is a one-time-deal. The match ended when Ezekiel interfered and destroyed “John Wayne” Yang, and then Brian Kendrick flattened Yang with the Sliced Bread #2 and proceeded to gloat.

Kung Fu-Naki & The Great Khali (w/Ranjin Singh): Kung Fu-Naki did his “Karate” gimmick in front of the Great Khali, who was laughing and informed Fu-Naki that “size matters.”

The Great Khali & Ranjin Singh: Is it possible that they are trying to turn the Great Khali babyface? Ranjin Singh is now calling Khali the “Punjabi Playboy” and claimed that women all over the world are falling in love with the Great Khali. Singh looked around for a girl for Khali to kiss, scanning through a half a dozen attractive chicks before settling on a big girl dressed in a WITCH costume. Might have been a guy. She was excited to be kissed by Khali, but Khali wanted Ranjin to kiss her instead. Khali gave the witch a quick peck on the lips, but the witch said she wanted a French kiss! Ranjin said she had to take off her mask, but she said “I’m not wearing a mask.” Ranjin asked who wanted to see the Great Khali give the witch a French kiss. The crowd started to chant “Khali! Khali! Khali!” as Khali did his best to resist. Khali gave the witch a kiss and started dry heaving. The witch stole the spotlight when she “passed out” on her back in the ring.

Rey Mysterio & The Hardy Boyz defeated Kane & Shelton Benjamin & Montel Vontavious Porter: Montel Vontavious Porter is still looking for that one more victory to receive his incentive bonus. Hurricane Helms continues to pop up in a bubble on the screen to pick on MVP for his losing streak.

Vladimir Kozlov + WWE champion Triple H: Vladimir Kozlov demanded that he get the next chance to become WWE Champion. Reigning WWE champion, Triple H, came out and said “Boris” has done a great job beating people up when they’re not looking but it stops now. Kozlov rambled on cutting his best promo on Triple H, saying that he will become WWE champion and also become KING. Triple H compared the situation to Rocky IV when the American kicked the crap out of the Russian. Triple H said if Kozlov wanted a title shot to take it up with Vickie Guerrero. Triple H took off his jacket and went nose-to-nose with Kozlov in the middle of the ring, but Kozlov backed off and exited the ring – choosing to wait for the perfect opportunity.

Michelle McCool & Maria Kanellis & Brie Bella vs. Maryse Ouellet & Natalya Neidhart & Victoria: The Divas were in their costumes from Cyber Sunday. Maria was a bunny; Brie Bella was Cleopatra; Michelle was dressed as HOT; Maryse was a maid; Natalya was a Mountie; and Victoria was a banana. Brie tried to crawl under the ring but Victoria grabbed her legs, suddenly a second pair of sexy legs popped out and kicked Victoria in the head! Brie slipped under the ring and quickly re-appeared, full of energy. Michelle was on a roll, but Maria tagged herself in and did a cross-body off the top rope and pinned Victoria. Maria & Brie celebrated but Michelle looked a little upset that Maria stole the victory away from her.

The Undertaker defeated Chavo Guerrero: Before the match, Chavo Guerrero entered the ring looking not so confident. A team of druids pushed a casket and placed it at ringside before taking positions around the ring. Chavo became increasingly nervous at the sight of a casket at ringside. After the Undertaker’s long intimidating entrance, the Big Show walked out to the stage clutching his injured throat. Chavo wanted Big Show to come to the ring but he instead stayed on the stage to watch the match. The Big Show waited for a few minutes until the Undertaker turned his back and then jumped into the ring to interfere. The Big Show fought with the Undertaker, which was all legal. The Undertaker pushed Big Show over the top rope and he landed on the casket, which caused Big Show to freak out and run away. The Undertaker knocked Chavo out with a Tombstone Pile-driver and rolled him into the casket!

Vickie Guerrero & Vladimir Kozlov: Vickie Guerrero told Vladimir Kozlov that if he can defeat the Undertaker next week he will get Triple H in a Title Match at Survivor Series.