WWE SmackDown 12 04 2009

December 4, 2009 – Hampton, Virginia
Announcers: Todd Grisham & Matt Striker

DARK MATCH: Kaval (Low Ki) defeated Paul Burchill w/Katie Lea..

R-Truth defeated C.M. Punk w/Luke Gallows by DQ: C.M. Punk was disqualified when Luke Gallows grabbed R-Truth’s foot and dragging him out of the ring for a beating. Gallows pushed Truth back in the ring and then rammed him into the corner! Gallows held Truth in the corner so Punk could hit a running knee smash! Gallows then put Truth in the inverted Full Nelson and then planted him with a Spine-buster!

Kane defeated Mike Knox:

Josh Mathews & Chris Jericho & The Big Show: Josh Mathews asked Chris Jericho about having to face DX in a handicap match on RAW, and if it would effect their match with Cryme Tyme tonight. Jericho basically said it didn’t really matter because they would end the DX mythology forever at TLC.

Mickie James defeated Beth Phoenix and Natalya Neidhart: WWE Women’s champion Michelle McCool & Layla El joined Todd Grisham & Matt Striker on commentary for the match, and they were both wearing “PIGGY JAMES” shirts.. The finish saw Beth Phoenix plant Natalya with a Glam-slam, only for Mickie to knock Phoenix out of the ring with a Yakuza kick and steal the pin on Natalya..

Josh Mathews & Mickie James + Michelle McCool & Layla El + Maria Kanellis: Mickie James said she was on top of the world, and is looking forward to winning the WWE Women’s championship AGAIN! Mickie addressed WWE Women’s champion Michelle McCool (w/Layla El) and said she has taken things beyond personal. Mickie said after all of the hurtful things McCool has done, the one thing she has proven is that she loves to talk. Mickie said she would do everyone a favor and shut Michelle’s mouth permanently – right after she dislodges Layla from her butt! Mickie shoved Michelle and went after Layla, however the two heels fought back and took Mickie down until Maria Kanellis showed up and helped Mickie get rid of the heels!

SmackDown! General Manager Theodore Long & Batista: Batista was trying to convince Theodore Long that Rey Mysterio doesn’t deserve to be in the ring with him. Long said ever since Batista had his change in philosophy, he and Batista haven’t seen eye to eye. Long said Mysterio deserves a rematch with Batista on his terms. Long said next week Batista would go one-on-one with Mysterio in a Street Fight. Batista said as long as his hold harmless agreement was still in tact he has no problem beating up Mysterio again. Batista protested the Undertaker calling him out, and asked how Long could let that happen. Long said after what Batista did to Undertaker last week, his hands were tied.

Matt Hardy + John Morrison: Matt Hardy was playing the “SmackDown! vs. RAW” game – as John Morrison vs. Drew McIntyre. John Morrison came in and said “oh I see you found my game.” Hardy said he didn’t even know Drew McIntyre was a character on the game, but Morrison clarified “he’s not dude, I had to create him.”

Drew McIntyre defeated WWE Intercontinental champion John Morrison:

Vickie Guerrero + Eric Escobar: Vickie Guerrero said last week she was publicly humiliated by her ex-boyfriend, Eric Escobar. Vickie said he had the audacity to raise his voice at her and question her personal hygeine. Vickie said, in addition to being beautiful and powerful, she is fair. Vickie called out Escabar to the ring to apologize and beg her to forgive him. Vickie said if he does, they won’t be waking up together tomorrow, but he WILL be waking up with a job. Escobar sarcastically apologized, “I am sorry I ever met you!” He added that he was sorry that he wasted his time with her, and he was deeply sorry that he got to see her wearing her neglege. Vickie started screaming and threatened to end Escobar’s career tonight, but instead booked him in a handicap match against the Hart Dynasty.

The Hart Dynasty (David Hart Smith & Tyson Kidd) defeated Eric Escobar: After the match, Tyson Kidd helped Vickie Guerrero into the ring. David Hart Smith held up Eric Escobar, so that Vickie could slap him across the face! Smith then kicked Escobar in the ribs for good measure!

Josh Mathews & Luke Gallows & C.M. Punk: Luke Gallows said his previous existence was not his fault, but his friends and family were no better than the common street pusher. Gallows said he walked around in a comatose state, looking and acting like a moron. Gallows said it was induced by a prescription pain pill addiction, but thankfully someone came along and changed all of that. Gallows put his arm around C.M. Punk, who promised that no one will take advantage of Gallows like that again.. Gallows said he was lost, but now he is found, and he prays that all the other lost souls can reach down and adopt the straight edge lifestyle and see C.M. Punk as a savior!

Unified Tag Team champions Chris Jericho & The Big Show defeated Cryme Tyme (Shad Gaspard & JTG):

The Undertaker + Batista: The Undertaker made his way to the ring, where he promised to call out Batista. However, half way through his trademark entrance, Batista showed up and bashed Undertaker with a chair from behind! Batista continued the assault on the ringside floor, and threw him into the metal ring steps! Batista jammed the edge of the chair into the throat of the Undertaker. Batista threw Undertaker into the ring and then cracked his skull with a vicious chairshot! Batista gave Undertaker a Spine-buster onto a folded chair and then held the World Heavyweight title above his head! Batista took off his shirt and the girls screamed like crazy. Editor’s Note: Hey Batista, wanna be a heel? Don’t take your shirt off.