WWE SmackDown 12 25 2009

December 25, 2009 – Orlando, Florida
Announcers: Todd Grisham & Matt Striker

DARK MATCH: Shelton Benjamin defeated Tyler Reks ..

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT (CHRISTMAS CRAP): Vickie Guerrero being annoying, joined by Theodore Long and sharing some egg-nog and seemingly getting along quite well. Vickie did some cooking and used about 15 pounds of butter, causing Long to remark “are you trying to give a brother another heart attack? Vickie then pulled out an already prepared turkey and said she does make the perfect meals. Next, Vickie showed off her stuffing, which looked more like dog food (Long’s words). Vickie went to get her cranberry sauce and Hornswoggle showed up and ripped up the turkey and started eating it!

John Morrison & R-Truth & Matt Hardy & Fit Finlay defeated C.M. Punk & Luke Gallows & Drew McIntyre & Dolph Ziggler:

Chris Jericho + The Hart Dynasty (David Hart Smith & Tyson Kidd & Natalya Neidhart) + DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels): Chris Jericho said it was a travesty that tonight was being called “A DX Christmas” and it was absolutely disgusting. Jericho said it shows that Teddy Long is the most incompetent General Manager in the history of the business. Jericho said it was another example of the conspiracy of the WWE Universe being against him. Jericho called himself the “victim.” Jericho said he was the face of SmackDown!, and THE MAN on this show. Jericho said he and Big Show were never truly beaten by DX in their rematch. Suddenly, the Hart Dynasty came out and joined Jericho in the ring. Jericho said he respects where the Hart Dynasty came from, and said he trained in the dungeon with Stu Hart just like them. Jericho said he remembers when the Hart Dynasty was running around like little punks and wondered what they ever did to deserve a title match. David Hart Smith said when they come across controvery, they do not run or complain, they take the problem head on. Smith has no charisma. Tyson Kidd said Jericho claimed to be the best in the world, but they are the BEST Period. Kidd has a little bit of charisma. Suddenly DX came up on the big screen and said they were killing the Christmas mood. Michaels plugged the DX book available at the OWW Store for $10.88. Triple H said they already gave Jericho a lifetime membership off of RAW. Michaels said it gets better because they got Jericho a brand new Tickle Me Big Show. Triple H said it’s funny what happens when you push his tummy (he farts). Michaels said he got the Hart kids a one all-expense paid trip back to Canada where they can enjoy freezing cold temperatures, Canadian bacon, hockey, and bears! Jericho told the Hart kids that DX never takes anything seriously, and told them to make an impact! Jericho turned his back and said he wasn’t through with DX. Suddenly DH Smith picked up Jericho and Tyson Kidd hit him with a Spring-board Heart-attack! Triple H said “WOW, I guess they made an impact!” HHH always gets the last word.

Mickie James + Michelle McCool & Layla El: Michelle McCool & Layla El approached Mickie James and apologized for treating her terribly this year. Layla gave Mickie a present and the two heels left. Mickie opened it up and the heels came back and yelled that it was a Jenny Craig gift certificate! Michelle proclaimed “free food equals HAPPY PIGGY JAMES!” Lame.

Josh Mathews & Rey Mysterio: Josh Mathews asked Rey Mysterio what his chances of beating the Undertaker for the World Heavyweight title tonight. Mysterio talked about beating Batista last week and promised not to take the Undertaker lightly tonight! Mysterio said it was Christmas and this was the time of year when miracles happen! Mysterio said maybe tonight he will receive a present of a lifetime!

World Heavyweight champion The Undertaker defeated Rey Mysterio by DQ: The Undertaker mostly dominated, with Rey Mysterio making brief bursts of offense. The Undertaker was about to finish off Mysterio when Batista ran down and attacked Undertaker for the DQ. Undertaker fought back and they brawled until Batista took Taker down with a Spine-buster! Batista went for a Batista-bomb, but Undertaker backdropped him. Mysterio woke up and drop-kicked Undertaker and gave him a 619! Mysterio went for a Spring-board but Undertaker caught him by the throat. Batista came in and speared the Undertaker, so Mysterio tripped Batista and hit HIM with a 619! Mysterio hit Batista with a seated senton and scrambled out of the ring! Very fast hit-and-run action from Mysterio!

HIGHLIGHT REEL: Tribute to the Troops 2009..

Cryme Tyme & Santa Clause: Cryme Tyme talked to Santa Clause (played by Slam Master J), who bragged about stealing Christmas presents from the kids. Cryme Tyme knocked him out and took the bag…

Cryme Tyme (Shad Gaspard & JTG) defeated Brice Andrews & Pat Buck: Cryme Tyme started throwing Christmas gifts from Santa’s bag – actually WWE merchandise – out to the fans!

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT (CHRISTMAS CRAP): Vickie Guerrero & Theodore Long were argueing about what Hornswoggle did earlier. Vickie threatened to call Mr. McMahon, and Long said she didn’t have to do that. Vickie noticed the camera rolling and said that everything was under control. Vickie said she prepared a traditional Mexican dish, a warm apple pie. Long said that was “American!” Long teased hitting Vickie with a banada cream pie. Vickie went back to talking about her apple pie until Hornswoggle came back and smacked Vickie with the banana cream pie! Long said the moral of the story is “always save room for dessert.” Hornswoggle then smashed Long with another banada cream pie!

Mickie James & Maria Kanellis defeated Beth Phoenix & Layla El: WWE Women’s champion Michelle McCool joined Todd Grisham & Matt Striker on commentary and complimented Striker on his Christmas sweater. Mickie James came out and threw her hat at McCool. Maria came out and McCool called her the “underfed redhead” because she was hanging around Mickie James and not getting enough food. After the match, Mickie went after Michelle at ringside. Beth Phoenix smashed Mickie and rammed her into the front of the announce table. Michelle got down and trash-talked Mickie, but then realized Beth was standing over her. Michelle shut her mouth and walked away with her title.

TRAILER: The Marine 2, starring Ted DiBiase Jr. ..

DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels) defeated The Hart Dynasty (David Hart Smith & Tyson Kidd w/Natalya Neidhart) to retain the WWE Unified Tag Team titles: After the match, Hornswoggle came out and gave DX their red Santa hats. Michaels said after a long hard day at the office, Hornswoggle’s got two words for ya! Hornswoggle yelled “MERRY CHRISTMAS!!”