WWE Great American Bash 2004

  • June 27, 2004 – Norfolk, Virginia;
  • GREAT AMERICAN BASH LINE-UP:
    • John Cena b Booker T & Rene Dupree & RVD -US title-;
    • Luther Reigns b Charlie Haas;
    • Rey Mysterio b Chavo Guerrero -Cruiserweight title-;
    • Kenzo Suzuki defeated Billy Gunn;
    • Sable b Torrie Wilson;
    • Mordecai b Hardcore Holly;
    • John Bradshaw b Eddie Guerrero -Bull Rope Match-;
    • The Undertaker b The Dudleyz -Live Free or Die-;

  1. SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT: Hosted by Ivory & Todd Grisham..
    • REPLAY: John Cena vs The Undertaker from Smackdown!..
    • INTERVIEW: Josh Mathews & John Cena (says John Cena is a disgrace to the United States title)..
    • MATCH: Spike Dudley defeated Jamie Noble..
  2. US TITLE 4-WAY ELIMINATION: John Cena defeated Booker T & Rene Dupree & Rob Van Dam to retain..
    • John Cena pinned Rob Van Dam after RVD frog-splashed both Rene Dupree & Booker T..
    • Booker T pinned Rene Dupree after John Cena had FU’d Dupree..
    • John Cena pinned Booker T after an FU to retain the United States title..
  3. DIVA STUFF: All through the night, the Divas did “The things Divas do” I won’t bother reporting them..
  4. MATCH: Luther Reigns w/Kurt Angle defeated Charlie Haas..
  5. CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Rey Mysterio defeated Chavo Guerrero to retain..
  6. BACKSTAGE: Torrie Wilson & Billy Kidman & Funaki & Spike Dudley..
    • Torrie Wilson was hanging out in the hottub with Billy Kidman & Funaki & Spike Dudley..
    • Torrie Wilson got up and left as all three guys oogled her and Funaki proclaimed “God Bless America!”
  7. MATCH: Kenzo Suzuki defeated Billy Gunn..
  8. BACKSTAGE: Paul Heyman & Paul Bearer..
    • Paul Heyman is keeping Paul Bearer hostage backstage..
    • Paul Heyman says that the authorities think wrestling is all fake that is why nobody will save him!
  9. DIVAS MATCH: Sable defeated Torrie Wilson..
    • Sable faked a “head” injury (yeah, like thats believable) and Torrie Wilson showed concern for her..
    • Sable suddenly woke up and schoolgirled Torrie for the victory!
  10. MATCH: Mordecai defeated Hardcore Holly..
  11. WWE TITLE BULL ROPE MATCH: John Bradshaw Layfield defeated Eddie Guerrero to win the title!
    • Rules of the match were that to win you had to touch all four corner pads in succession..
    • Eddie Guerrero busted Bradshaw open with a chairshot, making him bleed a lot..
    • Bradshaw fought back and power-bombed Eddie Guerrero through the Spanish Announce Table!
    • Both of them managed to touch three corners, before Eddie jumped over Bradshaw and hit the last one!
    • Kurt Angle came down and showed the replay of Bradshaw’s shoulder hitting the pad before Eddy’s hand!
    • John Bradshaw Layfield was then declared the winner and given the WWE Championship belt!
    • Eddie Guerrero received an appreciative standing ovation from the crowd after the match..
  12. LIVE FREE OR DIE MATCH: The Undertaker defeated The Dudley Boyz..
    • The Undertaker has to “do the right thing” or Paul Bearer will be buried in cement in a big glass box..
    • The Undertaker won the match by pinning DVon Dudley..
    • Paul Heyman was about to pull the switch to pour concrete over Paul Bearer, but lightnight struck!
    • The Undertaker then went over to the switch and pulled it himself, saying that he “had to do it….”
  13. And that’s a wrap folks…