WWE No Mercy 2005

  • October 9, 2005 – Houston, Texas;
    • Regal/Burchill beat Kendrick/London -Pre show-;
    • The LOD & Christy b MNM (Mercury/Nitro/Melina);
    • Bobby Lashley defeated Simon Dean;
    • Mr. Ken Kennedy beat Hardore Holly;
    • Benoit beat Booker, Christian & Jordan -US title-;
    • John Bradshaw Layfield defeated Rey Mysterio;
    • The Ortons beat The Undertaker -Casket Match-;
    • Juventud defeated Nunzio -Cruiserweight Title-;
    • Batista defeated Eddie Guerrero -World title-;

  1. SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT: William Regal & Paul Burchill defeated Brian Kendrick & Paul London..
  2. 6-PERSON TAG: The Legion of Doom & Christy Hemme defeated MNM (Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro & Melina)..
    • Animal lifted Melina Perez on his shoulders and Christy Hemme leaped off the top rope with the doomsday device!
  3. BACKSTAGE: Eddie Guerrero and Batista ackwardly wished eachother good luck in their match later..
  4. MATCH: Bobby Lashley defeated Simon Dean in 2-minutes with The Dominator!
    • Simon Dean claimed that he was going to eat twenty cheeseburgers if he lost the match..
    • Bobby Lashley shoved a cheeseburger in Simon Dean’s mouth after the match..
  5. US TITLE 4-WAY: Chris Benoit defeated Christian and Booker T w/Sharmell and Orlando Jordan to retain..
    • Chris Benoit made Christian tap out to the Sharpshooter submission..
    • Sharmell went crazy after the match telling Booker T that it was all Chris Benoit’s fault…
  6. BACKSTAGE: Bobby Lashley was forcing Simon Dean to make good on his promise to eat 20 cheeseburgers..
  7. MATCH: Mr. Ken Kennedy defeated Hardcore Holly with the Green Bay Plunge or whatever it’s called..
    • After the match, while Holly was selling his injured ribs, Sylvan ran down and attacked Hardcore Holly..
  8. BACKSTAGE: Booker T & Sharmell + Mr. Ken Kennedy..
    • Sharmell was still complaining to Booker T, saying that Chris Benoit stole the match from him..
    • Mr. Kennedy showed up and called Booker T a loser — Sharmell said Booker T himself is the problem..
  9. GRUDGE MATCH: John Bradshaw Layfield w/Jillian Hall defeated Rey Mysterio..
  10. HANDICAP CASKET MATCH: Randy & Bob Orton defeated The Undertaker..
    • The Undertaker took Bob Orton out with the Triangle Choke and dumped him into the Casket..
    • The Undertaker powerbombed Randy Orton and opened the Casket, only to get sprayed in the eyes by Bob Orton!
    • Randy Orton RKO’d Undertaker, but he recovered and they both ended up inside the Casket with Bob outside..
    • A minute later, Bob Orton distracted Undertaker so that Randy Orton could whack him with a steel chair!
    • The Undertaker fell into the Casket and the lid was closed giving the Ortons the victory..
    • Randy Orton then poured Gasoline all over the casket and lit it on fire!!!!!!
  11. CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Juventud Guerrera defeated Nunzio to capture the Cruiserweight title!
  12. BACKSTAGE: Bobby Lashley watched Simon Dean throw up after his 19th double cheeseburger..
  13. WORLD TITLE MATCH: Batista defeated Eddie Guerrero to retain the World title!
    • Eddie Guerrero constantly teased using forign objects as weapons but every time voluntarily gave it up..
    • Batista scored a clean pinfall after a spinebuster on Eddie Guerrero — they shook hands after the match..