Editor’s note: SBNation writer Bill Hanstock (@sundownmotel) wrote this funny article comparing Major League Baseball teams to professional wrestlers. Check out the list of National League teams below:
A couple weeks ago, the Diamondbacks unveiled their official D-backs Luchador mascot, who will join their bobcat mascot and their three “Racing Legends” mascots as a third-tier mascot. Still not a mascot for the Arizona Diamondbacks? Any sort of reptile. Seems like kind of an oversight.
Naturally, we set about to determine which professional wrestlers, past or present, would be represented by the current incarnations of the Major League Baseball teams. We get paid for this!