Two New Champions at Funking Conservatory

Funk’s Corner – Two New Champions at the Funking Conservatory

Two major title changes took place at last night’s !BANG! TV Taping, Support the Troops 19, Hard Labor.
 
In the Women’s three way championship match, Kim Dakota won when Claudia “The Claw” Reiff reached for the back of Vicki Von’s hot pants and pulled them down to her ankles. The startled Vicki Von completely lost her balance and composure, then fell victim to a reverse cradle by Kim Dakota. 
 
In the “Dirtiest Player in the Game” match, Cowboy Cory Squires used the “Rock Bottom” to put away Johnny Romano after an eye gouge, hair pull, bite to the fingers, low blow and outside interference by Blain Rage.

 
In an action packed match that would have amazed Jackie Chan, Flyin’ Ryan “Air” Mitchell with Sandii Skye retained the Florida Championship belt with a victory over Elvis Sharp with the Pop Tarts, Kim Dakota and Vicki Von when the Pop Tarts distracted Elvis by fighting among themselves instead of taking care of Elvis. Flyin’ Ryan took advantage of the situation winning with a Super Kick to the chin.
 
In a !BANG! TV Championship match, Blain Rage with the Pop Tarts in his corner won over former ECW wrestler, Hack Myers when Vicki Von caught the HackMan with a low blow from left field followed up with Blain Rage’s finishing mover, the “Face Buster.”
 
In the main event of the night, a Lumberjack rules match for the Funking Conservatory World hampionship, Shane Chung earned a stolen victory over Johnny Magnum when after two attempts to hold Magnum’s shoulders to the mat, Shane got additional leverage with both feet on the second rope unbeknown to the referee yet in front of all the wrestling fans and lumberjacks. to get the pin ball and the Funking Conservatory World Championship belt.
 
As a result of the controversial ending, After the match was over, a spontaneous battle royal broke out between the lumberjacks and participants, Johnny Magnum and Shane Chung that ended in a combination pier six brawl and a five way catfight that culminated in Johnny Magnum stomping a mudhole in Cowboy Cory Squire’s cowboy hat.
 
The two new Champions, Shane Chung and Kim Dakota (photo review special) are featured on our website at www.dory-funk.com.
 
Jack Brisco is Coming to !BANG! TV Sunday September 30 for Support the Troops 20, “Funking Fall Fight.”
 
Dean Malenko will be scouting talent at the Funking Conservatory this Tuesday September 4th.
 
For information on training schedules and upcoming events at the Funking Conservatory, call 352-895-4658 or visit our website at www.dory-funk.com.