ECW on Sci-Fi Network
Announcers: Josh Mathews & Matt Striker
Location: Biloxi, Mississippi | Date: June 9, 2009
IN THE RING (CONTRACT SIGNING)
Tiffany & Tommy Dreamer + Christian + Jack Swagger: General Manager Tiffany introduced the NEW ECW World champion Tommy Dreamer! Dreamer came out all smiles and a few tears, and said even he didn’t think this would ever happen. Dreamer got choked up while thanking the fans and saying it was because of them that it happened. Dreamer said it was the greatest highlight of his career. Tiffany presented Dreamer with a brand new contract, but before he could sign he was interrupted by former champion Christian. Christian gave Dreamer a box of kleenex and called him a cry-baby. Christian said he didn’t even get pinned to lose his title, saying “thanks Swagger, you DORK!” Christian said Dreamer owes him a rematch and he will retain his ECW championship. Christian said one-friend-to-another, he’s glad Dreamer is still there and shook his hand. Dreamer was about to sign his new contract when he was interrupted by Jack Swagger! Swagger said no-one is happy that Dreamer is still in ECW, especially anyone in the TV production truck. Swagger said the people came to see HIM, not high definition images of Dreamer’s fatty rear end! Swagger tried to make an argument that Dreamer’s contract expired a day before the PPV, so his lawyers say they can get Dreamer stipped of the ECW championship. Swagger suggested Dreamer forfeit the title and walk away while he’s still ahead. Christian said Swagger’s got a point, and maybe they should both do the right thing. Together, Dreamer and Christian knocked Swagger out of the ring! Dreamer quickly took the opportunity to sign his new ECW contract! Dreamer celebrated on the second rope, but was immediately power-bombed down through the table in the ring by Christian!
Tiffany & Christian: Tiffany told Christian that he was supposed to team with Tommy Dreamer in the main event, and now he cannot compete. Tiffany said she had no choice but to make Christian tag up with Jack Swagger against the Hart Dynasty..
Evan Bourne defeated Tony Atlas w/Mark Henry: After the match, Mark Henry attacked Evan Bourne and flattened him with the World’s Strongest Slam!
HANDICAP SQUASH MATCH
Vladimir Kozlov defeated Luke Hawx & Chris Lewie:
TAG TEAM MATCH
The Hart Dynasty (David Hart Smith & Tyson Kidd w/Natalya Neidhart) defeated Christian & Jack Swagger: It’s pretty sad that Natalya is the mouth-piece for the Hart Dynasty, but this is a great faction who I have high hopes for! Christian lost the match after Swagger turned on him. The Harts & Swagger ganged up on Christian after the match until Tommy Dreamer (who was supposedly too hurt to compete) ran out swinging a kendo stick and chased the heels away…