ECW on Sy-Fy Network
Announcers: Josh Mathews & Byron Saxton
Location: Sheffield, England| Date: November 10, 2009
ON THE STAGE (THE ABRAHAM WASHINGTON SHOW) Tony Atlas + Abraham Washington + Yoshi Tatsu: Tony Atlas introduced Abraham Washington – who was greeted by tons of boos from the crowd. Washington delivered his monologue, saying tonight was historic because the show was going International tonight. Tony Atlas said he was enjoying himself in England, but the people talk funny. Washington said it was because they had messed up teeth – and asked not to hate him because their teeth look like stonehenge. Washington said tonight was also special because of the ECW championship match. The crowd began chanting “GO HOME!” very loudly. Washington hyped the title match between ECW champion Christian and challenger William Regal. Washington introduced tonight’s guest, Yoshi Tatsu! Tatsu came out in a suit and said his English was so good, and he was very nervous. They did their “thank you”/bow jokes while Atlas laughed at everything that happened. Washington asked Tatsu who he thought would win tonight, and Tatsu predicted that Christian would win tonight. Washington acted like he didn’t understand what Tatsu was saying, so Tatsu said “do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Washington called Tatsu a wannabe Jackie Chan, so Tatsu called Washington a stupid Chris Tucker. Washington said he was funnier than Chris Tucker – who doesn’t have his own late night talk show. Tatsu started laughing like Tony Atlas. Washington said he wasn’t going to let Tatsu insult Tony Atlas, so he wrapped up the show…
SINGLES MATCH Goldust defeated Paul Burchill w/Katie Lea: Late in the match, the Hurricane ran down and circled the ring – distracting Burchill perfectly and costing him the match!
BACKStAGE SEGMENT Zack Ryder & Rosa Mendes: A nervous Zack Ryder told Rosa Mendes that she did a great job as guest ring announcer last week. Rosa thanked Zack and went on a clueless rant blabbing about herself while Ryder listened. Ryder said everyone is saying Rosa is a distraction, but he likes Rosa, so she is welcome to be in his corner any time. Rosa said “yeah maybe” and walked off while Ryder started day-dreaming about Eskimo-kissing Rosa and skipping down the hall hand-in-hand.
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT General Manager Tiffany & William Regal: William Regal said he wanted to clear the air with Tiffany, because he knows she did not want him to get another title shot. Regal said just imagine how wonderful it will be for Tiffany to have him, a virtual God, as her new ECW champion. Tiffany said she was looking forward to them having a fresh start, whather Regal is ECW champion or not? Tiffany’s smile is so fake it looks like she is going to pull a muscle in her face!
SQUASH MATCH Vance Archer defeated Jason Blackwell (local jobber): For those of you who don’t know, Vance Archer is a new wrestler formerly known as Lance Hoyt in TNA..
ECW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Christian defeated William Regal to retain the ECW championship: Excellent match.