WWE Survivor Series 2003

November 16, 2003 – Dallas, Texas

Tajiri defeated Jamie Noble -WWE Cruiserweight title
Team Angle defeated Team Lesnar -10 Man Elimination
Molly Holly defeated Lita -WWE Women’s title
Kane defeated Shane McMahon -Ambulance Match
The Basham Brothers defeated Los Guerreros -Tag Team titles
Team Bischoff defeated Team Austin -10 Man Elimination
Vince McMahon defeated The Undertaker -Buried Alive
Bill Goldberg defeated Triple H -World Heavyweight title

Tajiri w/Akio & Sakada defeated Jamie Noble to retain the WWE Cruiserweight title:


Brock Lesnar
The Big Show
Matt Morgan
Nathan Jones
Chris Benoit
John Cena
Kurt Angle
Chris Benoit
Hardcore Holly
John Cena

Hardcore Holly was disqualified for roughing up the referee..
A-Train was eliminated when he was pinned by Bradshaw..
Bradshaw was eliminated when he was pinned by The Big Show..
Matt Morgan was eliminated by Kurt Angle..
Nathan Jones was eliminated when he tapped out to the Anklelock by Angle..
Kurt Angle was eliminated after an F5 from Brock Lesnar..
Brock Lesnar was eliminated when he tapped out to Chris Benoit’s crossface..
Big Show was eliminated by Cena after hitting him with a chain and the FU..

Molly Holly defeated Lita to retain the WWE Women’s title:

Kane defeated Shane McMahon: Kane won with a tombstone on the floor and threw Shane into the ambulance!

Brock Lesnar & Bill Goldberg: Bill Goldberg & Brock Lesnar bumped into each other and shook hands while Goldberg laughed. This would plant the seed for a match at WrestleMania 20.

Jonathan Coachman & Mark Cuban + Eric Bischoff: Eric Bischoff confronted billionaire Mark Cuban (Dallas Mavericks owner). Cuban shoved Bischoff down, but Randy Orton came out and gave Cuban an RKO!

The Basham Brothers (Doug & Danny Basham) defeated Los Guerreros (Eddie & Chavo Guerrero) to retain the WWE Tag Team titles: Chavo Guerrero laid out Doug Basham with a tornado DDT. The Bashams pulled a switcharoo and won the match, retaining their WWE Tag Team titles..


Booker T
Rob Van Dam
Bubba Dudley
D-Von Dudley
Shawn Michaels
Randy Orton
TEAM Bischoff
Chris Jericho
Scott Steiner
Mark Henry
Randy Orton

Scott Steiner was eliminated when Booker T pinned him..
Booker T was eliminated by Mark Henry..
Mark Henry was eliminated after a 3D (Dudleyz) and a frog splash (RVD)..
Rob Van Dam was eliminated when Randy Orton pinned him..
Bubba Dudley was eliminated after the Unprettier from Christian..
Shawn Michaels vs Randy Orton & Chris Jericho & Christian..
Christian was eliminated after a super-kick from Shawn Michaels (bloody)..
Chris Jericho was eliminated by Shawn Michaels with a cradle..
Eric Bischoff ran in and interfered, bringing down Steve Austin
Stone Cold Steve Austin gave Randy Orton a Stone Cold Stunner!
Batista appeared and power-bombed Michaels so Orton pinned him!
Stone Cold Steve Austin is gone from his RAW General Manager position.


Austin just lost his job and he helps Shawn Michaels to the back before coming back out to say his final goodbye’s to the fans. They are on their feet, including Sign Guy in the front row, as Austin takes a minute to take it all in. He is almost in tears before he starts to talk.

“I started my career, in 1989, right here in Dallas, Texas. And I wasn’t looking forward to ending the night and I ain’t happy about a damn thing. But if it’s gonna end, at least the one thing I feel, and I don’t feel good about a god damn thing, but I feel justified that it started in Dallas, Texas, and it’s been a hell of a damn ride. And I appreciate every single thing that you people have done for me. So I am…..excuse me…. *Wipes tears from his face as he starts to get choked up* …I am feeling at least somewhat justified that it ended in Dallas, Texas. And there’s been alot of ups-and-downs, and it’s been a hell of a ride, and there’s been some good times and there’s damn sure been some bad times. And you won’t hear Stone Cold Steve Austin say this a whole lot. But I’ll go on the record of saying, I love the shit out of you guys!”

Voice Behind The Curtain “Nananana Nananana Hey Hey Hey Goodbye!”
Jonathan Coachman walks out from behind the curtain with a bunch of security guards.

“Nananana Nananana Hey Hey Hey Goodbye. Nananana Nananana Hey Hey Hey Goodbye. Stone Cold, Stone Cold, now I know that you wanted so badly for me to conduct this post-match interview so here I am, and oh I brought a few of my boys with me. Go ahead guys.”

The security guards climb in the ring and Coach joins them.

You see Stone Cold, I’ve brought these guys out here to holla your ass out of the building but before you do that guys, I’ve got one question Stone Cold, just one. How does it feel, Stone Cold, how does it feel to know that you are done, you are finished, no longer in the WWE at all…..”

Austin nails Coach with a right hand! Steve quickly dismantles all the security guards with stunners and tosses them all from the ring. He then corners Coach and removes his neck brace as Coach begs for forgiveness. Steve stomps away at him and hits a final stunner! Austin then celebrates with some beers and lays down a can of beer in the centre of the ring as he leaves.


Vince McMahon defeated The Undertaker: The Undertaker was about to use a truck to shovel the dirt onto Vince but there was an explosion! Kane interfered on Vince McMahon’s behalf, leading to Vince burying the Undertaker alive!

Bill Goldberg defeated Triple H w/Ric Flair to retain the World Heavyweight title: Bill Goldberg (still limping) laid out Ric Flair, Randy Orton AND Batista with HHH’s sledge hammer. Goldberg then speared and jackhammered Triple H for the victory!